I got to thinking- Book Blurbs are often more
interesting than the books they attempt to describe…. What would happen if I
took a series of random “blurbs” and turned them into a story, of course you
have to change some names to give it a certain consistency-and maybe some of
the random books are a little ruder than they should be….but…
Welcome to a more interesting life
A Nouveau Romance compiled by an interested
party
Sam,
Jo, Matthew and Katie are petsitting Oscar. He's cute, furry and very friendly
but no-one wants him around. Poor Oscar. But then Oscar disappears. Where's he
gone? Sniffing Oscar out again turns into an amazing adventure - it's
dangerous, it's scary and it's top secret. There are teeth out there, waiting
to be pulled.
When Mathew accidentally locks Katie and the lighthouse key, inside the lighthouse, trouble starts to loom. Unless he can get back in, no-one will be able to shine the light for the ships that night. Luckily Katie comes up with a solution. Before moving to the village Katie was a beautiful lion-tamer in a Mexican circus. When her father died owing a large sum of money to the cruel ringmaster, Lorenzo, he took her as compensation. Then Katie met Antonio, a local horsebreeder who wanted to marry her. But Lorenzo was determined to put a stop to her romance.
Katie is asked by her lover, Antonio, to help him recover a valuable stolen racehorse. To do so, she must infiltrate the wealthy international syndicate which Antonio suspects is responsible for the theft. Katie leaves her boring life in her village and takes a job as a nanny and riding instructor at a country estate. She soon finds herself involved in sexual intrigues as a mysterious man visits her at night. As her employer's family falls apart she finds an escape with her mysterious lover. Will she be able to satisfy both her craving for success and her lust for the mystery man?
She is a spoilt rich girl, but is forced into a dangerous intimacy with a working class journalist, Len, when he hijacks her car to escape from an enemy. She is forced to choose between the sophisticated world she has always known and the exciting world offered by Len. She really is obscenely rich, a control freak and a woman who knows what she likes. It comes as a shock when she and her equally dominant friend Belinda, are kidnapped and held to ransom. In the weeks that follow, they are forced to turn to the dark and submissive sides of their psyches.
Working class Len Mercer is returning to the Valley, bringing Katie. How far will Katie go to prove she's not a bubble-brained beach bunny? Belinda is heading for the arms of head lifeguard Ryan Taylor. But Ryan is hiding something important from her.
The two girls have been chosen to appear on a Corny O's cereal television commercial. But they can't agree on how to play the Corny O's girl. Katie wants to follow the director's instructions, but Belinda thinks the part calls for drama and glamour - and Katie is determined to do it her way. Katie goes to live in Bristol. Belinda gets killed in World War I and though Katie marries, she never forgets her.
After the death of her husband in World War II, a new chance of real love presents itself. Katie is planning a huge birthday party for her 36th, to which everyone is invited. But then Katie nearly gets knocked down by a runaway car, and people start getting hurt. It seems like someone doesn't want Katie to make it to 36, however she is determined to have her party, even if it kills her... It has been 15 years since Oscar got locked in the lighthouse and Katie is reluctantly entering her mid thirties. She is still imperious, self-indulgent and impossible, but she is also still adept at charming and manipulating her suitors.
For Katie and her new friend Rosie, it is now the time of evening. A small town hides many secrets, and the twee exterior of a Cornish fishing village conceals smuggling, incest and fetishism. Against a backdrop of peverse goings-on, newcomer Katie learns to indulge her taste for kinky sex. When she is offered a job by the manager of a tennis club in a wealthy bay, she jumps at the chance. Paul Sinclair, the club's manager, is handsome and charming, and Katie soon makes him her boyfriend. Then he hires Chris, a coach from a rival club, who swiftly puts Paul in the shade. Katie didn't have a 90-day sex contract in mind when she began business negotiations with Paul Sinclair, but she soon finds herself the star of a series of kinky and erotic fantasies. Thrown into a world of sexual challenge, she must learn how to balance her career with the world of fetishism.
When Katie decides to start a new life in a French farmhouse, she is horrified to find two men living illegally in her property. However, she soon discovers how much illicit pleasure can be had by allowing them to stay. When her ex-boyfriend Paul Sinclair shows up, the tension reaches breaking point. Paul, a young Cornishman, has had his allowance cut off by his rich uncle. Desperate to keep his lifestyle, he joins forces with his lover, Katie, and together they conspire to steal from a businessman. But the sexual stakes rise when they try to blame the target's own girlfriend.
The newly enriched Katie takes a well-earned break in the Caribbean, she discovers that the idyllic old mansion at which she is staying is a revolutionary sex clinic. Freed from her inhibitions and reservations, she is soon enjoying erotic and adventurous encounters with the staff and the other guests and Binkle and Flip two very bad and bold rabbis who are always playing jokes, or just being plain rascally. Each time they get caught and promise never to do anything bad again, but it doesn't last long.
Katie is not like ordinary people. She's half a brownie and half a person, and she can make herself pasta whenever she wants. But the most important thing about her is she's always helping get people in trouble and getting herself into all sorts of funny situations.
Katie and Paul Sinclair have a big drug problem - in their playroom is a "magic wishing-chair" which can grow "wings" and take them on flying adventures. They rescue Chinky the pixie from a giant's castle, visit Disappearing Island, and go to a party at Magician Greatheart's castle.
Returning home from their Caribbean idyll the two adults are shipwrecked miles off course from their destination. They discover planes and submarines belonging to the enemy - but they have no way of letting anyone know. The resourceful pair have an idea which could be the answer. Using a stolen suitcase of blueprints as a raft they sail far out to sea. Can they thwart the evil schemes of a group of ruthless smugglers? The Americans are desperate to help Katie, Paul and their sick horse, Brownie. But where can they hide two people and a horse, and can they protect Brownie from thieves?
Yes, they can and do, for five years.
Katie is by now an ageing, divorced, alcoholic, insomniac supervisor of security installations who is tippling in a Scottish hotel, full of depressing memories and propaganda for the Conservative Party. She is obsessed by a mainly sado-masochistic fetishistic fantasy in which an election is to be held at the abbey of Crewe and the new lady Abbess will take up her high office with implacable serenity. Paul Sinclair longs for the little Abbess called Deborah. He is her favourite man and she is his favourite little Abbess. They go almost everywhere together. In her fantasy, the two have some wonderful adventures such as sleeping out and going to a party.
In real life Katie's granny is in love with the elderly Hell's Angel from next door. Everyone thinks it's great - except for Katie. She does everything she can to stop the romance, but Granny has a few tricks - and a few getaway vehicles - up her sleeve. Few people notice the vehicles at first, and by the time everyone realises, it is too late. Katie's granny tried in vain to love her husband but found she could not. Looking for love elsewhere, she found herself torn between a man who could give her only motorbikes and a man who passionately desired children but could only give them his train set. Her marriage was a sham and would never bring her the fulfilment she desperately needed.
Her friend "Slinky Jane", the youngest member of the Puddleton clan, falls for an enigmatic stranger, and is convinced that she has to go on a diet, even though her other friends Nadine and Magda think that she's being silly. But it's all right for them - Nadine though over seventy has the chance to be a real cover girl and Magda is gorgeous, although boys do always seem to get the wrong idea about her.
Katie is not sad and lonely any more, because Katie has "the voice", the voice of an imaginary dog called Demolition. The dog tells her what to do, like how to adjust the bar code reader in the shop, so she can read what people are thinking. Soon, Katie can bend others to her will and fears no man. ...
To be continued.......
When Mathew accidentally locks Katie and the lighthouse key, inside the lighthouse, trouble starts to loom. Unless he can get back in, no-one will be able to shine the light for the ships that night. Luckily Katie comes up with a solution. Before moving to the village Katie was a beautiful lion-tamer in a Mexican circus. When her father died owing a large sum of money to the cruel ringmaster, Lorenzo, he took her as compensation. Then Katie met Antonio, a local horsebreeder who wanted to marry her. But Lorenzo was determined to put a stop to her romance.
Katie is asked by her lover, Antonio, to help him recover a valuable stolen racehorse. To do so, she must infiltrate the wealthy international syndicate which Antonio suspects is responsible for the theft. Katie leaves her boring life in her village and takes a job as a nanny and riding instructor at a country estate. She soon finds herself involved in sexual intrigues as a mysterious man visits her at night. As her employer's family falls apart she finds an escape with her mysterious lover. Will she be able to satisfy both her craving for success and her lust for the mystery man?
She is a spoilt rich girl, but is forced into a dangerous intimacy with a working class journalist, Len, when he hijacks her car to escape from an enemy. She is forced to choose between the sophisticated world she has always known and the exciting world offered by Len. She really is obscenely rich, a control freak and a woman who knows what she likes. It comes as a shock when she and her equally dominant friend Belinda, are kidnapped and held to ransom. In the weeks that follow, they are forced to turn to the dark and submissive sides of their psyches.
Working class Len Mercer is returning to the Valley, bringing Katie. How far will Katie go to prove she's not a bubble-brained beach bunny? Belinda is heading for the arms of head lifeguard Ryan Taylor. But Ryan is hiding something important from her.
The two girls have been chosen to appear on a Corny O's cereal television commercial. But they can't agree on how to play the Corny O's girl. Katie wants to follow the director's instructions, but Belinda thinks the part calls for drama and glamour - and Katie is determined to do it her way. Katie goes to live in Bristol. Belinda gets killed in World War I and though Katie marries, she never forgets her.
After the death of her husband in World War II, a new chance of real love presents itself. Katie is planning a huge birthday party for her 36th, to which everyone is invited. But then Katie nearly gets knocked down by a runaway car, and people start getting hurt. It seems like someone doesn't want Katie to make it to 36, however she is determined to have her party, even if it kills her... It has been 15 years since Oscar got locked in the lighthouse and Katie is reluctantly entering her mid thirties. She is still imperious, self-indulgent and impossible, but she is also still adept at charming and manipulating her suitors.
For Katie and her new friend Rosie, it is now the time of evening. A small town hides many secrets, and the twee exterior of a Cornish fishing village conceals smuggling, incest and fetishism. Against a backdrop of peverse goings-on, newcomer Katie learns to indulge her taste for kinky sex. When she is offered a job by the manager of a tennis club in a wealthy bay, she jumps at the chance. Paul Sinclair, the club's manager, is handsome and charming, and Katie soon makes him her boyfriend. Then he hires Chris, a coach from a rival club, who swiftly puts Paul in the shade. Katie didn't have a 90-day sex contract in mind when she began business negotiations with Paul Sinclair, but she soon finds herself the star of a series of kinky and erotic fantasies. Thrown into a world of sexual challenge, she must learn how to balance her career with the world of fetishism.
When Katie decides to start a new life in a French farmhouse, she is horrified to find two men living illegally in her property. However, she soon discovers how much illicit pleasure can be had by allowing them to stay. When her ex-boyfriend Paul Sinclair shows up, the tension reaches breaking point. Paul, a young Cornishman, has had his allowance cut off by his rich uncle. Desperate to keep his lifestyle, he joins forces with his lover, Katie, and together they conspire to steal from a businessman. But the sexual stakes rise when they try to blame the target's own girlfriend.
The newly enriched Katie takes a well-earned break in the Caribbean, she discovers that the idyllic old mansion at which she is staying is a revolutionary sex clinic. Freed from her inhibitions and reservations, she is soon enjoying erotic and adventurous encounters with the staff and the other guests and Binkle and Flip two very bad and bold rabbis who are always playing jokes, or just being plain rascally. Each time they get caught and promise never to do anything bad again, but it doesn't last long.
Katie is not like ordinary people. She's half a brownie and half a person, and she can make herself pasta whenever she wants. But the most important thing about her is she's always helping get people in trouble and getting herself into all sorts of funny situations.
Katie and Paul Sinclair have a big drug problem - in their playroom is a "magic wishing-chair" which can grow "wings" and take them on flying adventures. They rescue Chinky the pixie from a giant's castle, visit Disappearing Island, and go to a party at Magician Greatheart's castle.
Returning home from their Caribbean idyll the two adults are shipwrecked miles off course from their destination. They discover planes and submarines belonging to the enemy - but they have no way of letting anyone know. The resourceful pair have an idea which could be the answer. Using a stolen suitcase of blueprints as a raft they sail far out to sea. Can they thwart the evil schemes of a group of ruthless smugglers? The Americans are desperate to help Katie, Paul and their sick horse, Brownie. But where can they hide two people and a horse, and can they protect Brownie from thieves?
Yes, they can and do, for five years.
Katie is by now an ageing, divorced, alcoholic, insomniac supervisor of security installations who is tippling in a Scottish hotel, full of depressing memories and propaganda for the Conservative Party. She is obsessed by a mainly sado-masochistic fetishistic fantasy in which an election is to be held at the abbey of Crewe and the new lady Abbess will take up her high office with implacable serenity. Paul Sinclair longs for the little Abbess called Deborah. He is her favourite man and she is his favourite little Abbess. They go almost everywhere together. In her fantasy, the two have some wonderful adventures such as sleeping out and going to a party.
In real life Katie's granny is in love with the elderly Hell's Angel from next door. Everyone thinks it's great - except for Katie. She does everything she can to stop the romance, but Granny has a few tricks - and a few getaway vehicles - up her sleeve. Few people notice the vehicles at first, and by the time everyone realises, it is too late. Katie's granny tried in vain to love her husband but found she could not. Looking for love elsewhere, she found herself torn between a man who could give her only motorbikes and a man who passionately desired children but could only give them his train set. Her marriage was a sham and would never bring her the fulfilment she desperately needed.
Her friend "Slinky Jane", the youngest member of the Puddleton clan, falls for an enigmatic stranger, and is convinced that she has to go on a diet, even though her other friends Nadine and Magda think that she's being silly. But it's all right for them - Nadine though over seventy has the chance to be a real cover girl and Magda is gorgeous, although boys do always seem to get the wrong idea about her.
Katie is not sad and lonely any more, because Katie has "the voice", the voice of an imaginary dog called Demolition. The dog tells her what to do, like how to adjust the bar code reader in the shop, so she can read what people are thinking. Soon, Katie can bend others to her will and fears no man. ...
To be continued.......
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